Driving down the highway at 50mph
Owen: I think there is something in my nose"
Owen: "There is something up my nose!"
Mommy: Frantically looking for a place to pull over, " WHAT is in your nose? Did you PUT something up your nose?"
Owen: "Nevermind, It's just a booger!"
Owen: "What time is it?"
Mommy: "It's 4:06"
Owen: Two minutes later, "You said the wrong thing!"
Mommy: " What do you mean?"
Owen: " The clock says 4:08. You said 4:06. You told me the wrong thing!"
Mommy: " Time changes Owen. It was 4:06 when you asked me, now it's 4:08 and in a few more seconds it will be 4:09. That's just how time works, I didn't lie to you."
Owen: "You didn't? I didn't know that!"
Morgan: " Brenna, are you pretty?"
Brenna: Shakes head no.
Morgan: " Then what are you?"