Heard at My House

"Mom and Dad said, if someone hurts you it's okay to beat them up as long as they're bigger than you! "

(What we actually said was never beat up anyone smaller than you. I guess I can see where they got that mixed up.)

" They said to only highlight the important parts."

"Just a minute, Brenna. I'm getting your dinner"
"I think she got it herself Mom"

 "What happened to your finger, Morgan?"
 "The kittens were playing in a box and I put my hand in. Then they got me with their claws on!"